(Apologies to Billy Joel)
WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
It’s been burning since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire.
No we didn’t light it but we’re trying to fight it.
Ron DeSantis,Donald Trump
E. Jean Carroll got a hump.
Joaqin Phoenix, Christian Slater
Jeffrey Toobin, masturbator.
Climate Crisis, farting beef
Russian air force bombing Kief.
Boris Johnson, K-Street Jews.
Steven Spielberg likes Tom Cruise
Bussing migrants, fake electors,
Canada sells out smoke detectors.
Dr. Dre and Beyonce
Blacks can’t vote. What can I say?
“48 Hours,”” Game of Thrones,”
Rachel Maddow, Pat Mahomes.
Brazilian forests up in flame,
D.C. Redskins change their name.
Buyers find renewed inflation,
Murder in a subway station.
Rioters crash the Capitol fence,
Hoping to string up V.P. Pence.
Justices on the highest court
Pocket gifts but don’t report.
Jinni Thomas, Sam Alito.
Sweden votes to join with NATO.
Dominion Voting Systems sue;
Rupert Murdock’s bill comes due.
Missing children found alive.
Geraldo Rivera leaves “The Five.”
Alex Murdauch’s varied clan
Murdered, charged or in the can.
Uvalde children die in fear.
Uvalde cops don’t interfere.
Catholic Bishops keep the lid on
Outing priests who sodomize children.
Elon Musk, so white of face.
hopes we’ll procreate in space.
West Antarctic ice sheets melt.
WASPS start feud in the Bible Belt.
Dianne Feinstein tries to guess
her telephone and home address.
Paris teens are killed by cops.
UK nudists toss their tops.
Workers strike at L.A. docks.
Tucker Carlson dropped by Fox.
Titan sailors blown to bits.
Sho Ohtani gets two hits.
Cancer patients live on hope.
Tour de Francers live on dope.
“Spider Man” and “Avatar.”
Tiger Woods shoots under par.